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mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

gnumblr:

reblog if you’re the gay cousin

penis-hilton:

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

i was thinking the same thing, i thought the worst had happened

This is the Best GIF Ever

sodamnrelatable:

When you walk out to your car and realize you forgot your keys:

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When the power is out and you go to turn on a light switch:

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When you get to school and realize you forgot your homework:

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When you walk into a room and forget why you’re there:

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When you walk down the aisle and realize you forgot the wedding rings:

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When you hit your head on a low beam:

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When a mosquito bites your forehead:

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When you get brain freeze:

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When you’re Raven Simone and you get a vision:

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 - Fuckin' Fine Ass Leaves
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sarah-borrows:

ursorum:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

Oh dear LAWD!

i think you mean oh DEER LAWD!

sadpuns:

pegsiclecosplay:

downtothedevilyougo:

nicotinebatch:

averypottermormon:

it’s 2 in the morning and this is hilarious

it is 6 in the evening and it is still hilarious

Hahaha

9:36pm. Still hilarious.

It’s 2096, humanity has been wiped out by raging cannibalism, only I’m alive. This very post, is still hilarious

Snatch Game!

third-eyes:

timeisablur:

You can make the spiral change direction with your mind.

✧

third-eyes:

timeisablur:

You can make the spiral change direction with your mind.

I don’t wanna be your friend, I wanna kiss your neck.
the 1975. (via youthpalm)

ryanjjohn:

Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”

themarysue:

flat-adverb:

lucillebruise:

stunningpicture:

Portrait I drew of the lovely Maggie Smith.

I am getting this framed and hung over my fireplace goddamn.

Same.

themarysue:

flat-adverb:

lucillebruise:

stunningpicture:

Portrait I drew of the lovely Maggie Smith.

I am getting this framed and hung over my fireplace goddamn.

Same.

thesegirlsareperfectprincesses:

- Transparent Princesses match your blog background! -

if you find that they look cool on your blog you should send me screencaps so I can see too 

OH DEAR LORD ZOMBIE JESUS